There are two kinds of men who use the Urinal

[Le Gaucher]

Those who spit into it and those who dont.

I am not a spitter and have always wondered why people spit into it.

[samnsara]

1. ewwwwwwww

[Arkansas Granny]

2. To be honest, the thought of anyone spitting into a urinal had never entered my mind.

[Kaleva]

4. One can learn much by hanging around a men's bathroom.

[Arkansas Granny]

9. I think I'll pass on that, if you don't mind.

[brush]

3. How about an old urinal joke.

Two guys standing at urinals:

One feels a splash and says, "That water is cold".

The other one responds, "And it's deep too."

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

6. Heard that in a movie?

But bridge and river?

[Ohiya]

8. A Texan and an Alaskan

Meet on The Golden Gate Bridge...etc.

[brush]

12. Bridge and river? Wow, even better.

[yallerdawg]

5. It would also depend on what kind of restroom you're in.

Is that OK?

I just watched the most recent episode of "American Horror Story: Cult."

Got me to thinkin' about public spaces!

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

7. Sub conscious look at your pecker

I'm just the messenger!

[benld74]

10. From George Carlin Urinals are 50% Universal

[CurtEastPoint]

11. Little Britain: "So sorry about your penis..."

[NBachers]

13. Spitting is fine, as long as you don't spit gum.

Or as the saying goes, "Please don't throw cigarette butts into the urinal, as it makes them hard to relight."

[A HERETIC I AM]

14. On the wall in many men's rooms in bars all over...

Just remember that the same fingers that pick the butts out of the urinals also put the pickles on your burgers

[Jim Beard]

20. If I am going to get ban from these boards, I might as well do it right.

In the early 1980's after a divorce, I started going to a popular bar and on weekends I would notice coins in one of the urinals and watch to see how much money accumulated through the night. I guess it determined how broke a person was because the money "pot" would be gathered rather rapidly. On some occasions someone would claim they could buy another drink with the money they got out of the urinal.

[pintobean]

16. Those giant mints taste horrible

I hear.

[SethH]

15. what's the issue with spitting in a urnial?

don't want to contaminate the urine?

[Jim Beard]

21. The tobacco chewers were a bit gross.

[NightWatcher]

17. Speaking of urinals, these new high tech ones are terrible

[Le Gaucher]

19. Ahahaha

[3catwoman3]

23. Oh, jeez - someone has...

...probably done that.

[True Dough]

18. Better to spit in the urinal

than in the buffet, or whatever disgusting things were written in that recent DU Lounge buffet thread!

[retread]

22. Was in a public restroom a couple of weeks ago and there was a line for the 5 urinals. A guy

came in behind me and said, "Well at least it's short". Three of the 5 men using the urinals looked down!