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Thats it...cracking the airplane glue... (Original Post)
Floyd R. Turbo
Sep 2017
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Ohiya
(2,230 posts)1. Could be a sticky situation
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)2. Ba dum tssssshhhh! 🥁
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)3. Study: Sniffing Glue Proven Effective In Treatment Of Adolescent Boredom
BOSTONA groundbreaking study released Monday by the American Medical Association, conducted in conjunction with the National Organization of Craft and Hobby Retailers, finds that repeated exposure to glue fumes and other industrial chemicals "may prove to be our most effective weapon yet in the fight against teen boredom."
Though ABS (Adolescent Boredom Syndrome), a debilitating condition that afflicts an estimated 90 percent of Americans between the ages of 11 and 17, has long been regarded by the medical community as incurable, the study reported that "significant reductions in teen-boredom levels" were observed in youths who regularly self-administered concentrated doses of airplane glue and other solvents.
"It's a tremendous breakthrough," said Dr. Gerald Osgood, the report's co-author. "This could be the most significant development since the 1973 discovery that aerosol whipped-cream canisters can get you really high."
Glue fumes, which can cause light-headedness, dizziness, incoherence and involuntary loss of muscle control, have for years been dismissed by model-airplane hobbyists as an unpleasant side-effect of working in poorly ventilated areas. However, the AMA/NOCHR study found that such fumes, when used as part of a regular fume-inhalation regimen, can have a powerful psychoactive effect, easing the painful boredom of American life for millions of post-pubescents with nothing better to do.
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Though ABS (Adolescent Boredom Syndrome), a debilitating condition that afflicts an estimated 90 percent of Americans between the ages of 11 and 17, has long been regarded by the medical community as incurable, the study reported that "significant reductions in teen-boredom levels" were observed in youths who regularly self-administered concentrated doses of airplane glue and other solvents.
"It's a tremendous breakthrough," said Dr. Gerald Osgood, the report's co-author. "This could be the most significant development since the 1973 discovery that aerosol whipped-cream canisters can get you really high."
Glue fumes, which can cause light-headedness, dizziness, incoherence and involuntary loss of muscle control, have for years been dismissed by model-airplane hobbyists as an unpleasant side-effect of working in poorly ventilated areas. However, the AMA/NOCHR study found that such fumes, when used as part of a regular fume-inhalation regimen, can have a powerful psychoactive effect, easing the painful boredom of American life for millions of post-pubescents with nothing better to do.
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http://www.theonion.com/article/study-sniffing-glue-proven-effective-in-treatment--666
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,425 posts)5. Shouldn't those kids be ... um, well ... **cough** ... you know? NT
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)6. 😜
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,425 posts)4. Oh, darn; I'm just about all out of nitrous oxide. NT
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)7. On a Friday night! Dude how could you?
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,425 posts)10. Old age. My excuse for everything.
I might have one or two little bottles left. I got a twelve-pack of them at a thrift store some time ago.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)8. Fun fact: The FAA doesn't drug test controllers for airplane glue
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)9. Im so grateful for that!
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)11. Don't worry about the controllers