Your favorite line(s) from Bad Santa?

[red dog 1]

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(WARNING: The following dialogue is extremely graphic)



GIN (Bernie Mac)
Look here, get him out of here and I'll go smooth things over with Chipeska (John Ritter), tell him it was food poisoning or something.

MARCUS (Tony Cox)
What do you mean, get him out of here?

GIN
Take him to the car.

MARCUS
In case you didn't notice, I'm a motherfucking dwarf, so unless you have a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand, hmm?

GIN
That figures..You want all kind of set-asides..Special treatment because you're handicapped.
You're all the same.

MARCUS
Special treatment?..I'm 3-foot fucking tall, you asshole!..It's a matter of physics...Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?

GIN
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!

MARCUS
Sketch it up, you fucking moron..Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.

GIN
What'd you call me thigh-high?

MARCUS
I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th-fucking-century, you dickhead!

GIN
I could stick you up my pants, small fry.

MARCUS
Yeah?...You sure it ain't too sore from last night?

GIN
You got some lip on you, mister.

MARCUS
Yeah?..Well these lips were on your wife's pussy last night..Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while, asshole!

[Initech]

1. "Why don't you go join your Wizard of Oz candy bar guild?"

"Lollipop Guild, you asshole! Jesus, I know 2 year olds who flip shit better than you!"

Though my favorite line in that movie is when Marcus looks at Willie and says "you really need to stop digging in your asshole."

[red dog 1]

2. LOL

There are so many great lines in that very funny movie!

I think my favorite scene is when Billy Bob convinces Tony Cox to spar with the kid in the boxing ring..to "toughen him up"

[Bradshaw3]

3. "What do you want for Christmas, a snot rag?"

[red dog 1]

4. Good pick!