A guitar player was mad

[kairos12]

at his drummer and assaulted him with his guitar collection. The judge said to him, “First offender?” He said, “ no first a Gibson.” “Then a Fender.”

[Thomas Hurt]

1. http://instantrimshot.com/

http://instantrimshot.com/

[red dog 1]

2. A musician joke

[red dog 1]

3. How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

(Answer)
20....One to change the bulb and 19 to say, "Hell, I can do that!"

[FM123]

4. Love it!

[LuckyCharms]

5. How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

[Atticus]

6. Pick it, Wilson! nt

[LuckyCharms]

7. LOL