Wed Apr 30, 2014, 04:44 PM
Millionaires Unite to Defeat Minimum Wage
Satire from Facebook this afternoon:
Andy Borowitz Wednesday, April 30 at 2:31pm · Millionaires Unite to Defeat Minimum Wage WASHINGTON - A broad-based coalition of millionaires converged on Washington today to defeat a bill that would have increased the minimum wage for American workers to $10.10 an hour. Leaving their mansions and yachts behind, the millionaires were motivated by what they saw as an existential threat to the country, said Mitch McConnell, a spokesman for the millionaires. "People who've tried to pin a 'do nothing' label on us are dead wrong," McConnell said. "When it comes to stopping workers from being paid more, we spring into action." 
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 Millionaires Unite to Defeat Minimum Wage (Original post) |
TBF | Apr 2014 | OP |
| Half-Century Man | Apr 2014 | #1 | |
| Zambero | Apr 2014 | #2 | |
| TBF | Apr 2014 | #3 | |
| Starry Messenger | Apr 2014 | #4 |
Response to TBF (Original post)
Wed Apr 30, 2014, 05:03 PM
1. Funny how people not bleeding aren't worried about bandaids.
Response to Zambero (Reply #2)
Wed Apr 30, 2014, 06:28 PM
3. AFAIC we could do both -
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Response to TBF (Original post)
Wed Apr 30, 2014, 08:36 PM
Starry Messenger (32,331 posts)
4. The Oligarch Union-the only kind they like.
