When I set up training events for commo Airman, Soldiers and Sailors, 1st question on my minds is

[The Polack MSgt]

So what's the scenario.

ENDEX today- last day in the field

[Duncanpup]

1. You taking prior service

My discharge reads RE-1 A I’ll carry a radio although it has to be Prick 77 , pencil me and Dashonebravo and victor c3 the LT.

[The Polack MSgt]

2. Well I used to work on the PRC-77

But I retired as a PRC-E7

I work for USTRANSCOM in the exercise branch we host the funnest field exercises our fine young service members have ever attended. Every day a joyous celebration and every meal an MRE, but you know- one of the good ones with Jalapeno Cheese Spread.

[Duncanpup]

3. Cool top

We had a former ROK soldier in 325 he was our comms NCO , intentionally I’d enter the net and screw it up and you’d hear this Korean American voice noooooooo then he’d come to me and go you dumb ass why you rto I’d smile we all would. And as for mre cheese that Korea troop Nco would cut open cheese pouch and lick it 😁

And once on live fire I’m laying there and he hollers in Korean American accent put out rounds I hollered if I shoot it I gotta clean it fuck that top he laughed hit me on helmet said B you gonna be sgt major of army one day you smart. He was good dude I can’t remember his name but we called him sgt ROK out respect cuz he served with ROK detachment Vietnam I think he said 71-72

[Duncanpup]

4. One more thing

I signed up dash one bravo to carry the 77 so docreed and I are on the coffee maker thanks top.

[The Polack MSgt]

5. Ok, but I come into the shop that silver R2D2 looking 50 cup urn best be ready

The time spent waiting for a cup of coffee is the time SNCOs think up the shittiest work assignments

[Duncanpup]

6. I understand and that is why

I’m bringing dash one bravo for the shit details he can keep us updated on the 77, cuz I’ll either be in the jack shack or the hash shack I got you covered.

[The Polack MSgt]

7. jeez

[Docreed2003]

8. If I'm getting volun-told to be on coffee duty

You best believe it's gonna be the best cup you've ever had lol!!!

Nothing like getting tasked with a job while the boss is chillin in the whack shack.

[The Polack MSgt]

9. Tell your coworkers that you need to get a tool or some supplies

Then go do a CBPO run

* in the USAF back in the day the CBPO was the Centralized Base Personnel Office, where finance and admin worked. But it was a running joke that signing out to "CBPO" meant Commissary, BX, Post Office *

[Docreed2003]

10. Nice!

I'll have to add that to my repertoire for shirking off work!