A 90's song for ya I can't believe I only just now heard, y'all gonna love it, Mr L guarantee!

[Hugh_Lebowski]

Yes, it's derivative-sounding, like some old Elton John or Stones or the like ... but it's pretty beautiful and emotionally impactful.

Enjoy friends ...

I was dancing with your shadow slow down memory's hall
I said 'wait, have I been seduced and forgotten'?
You said 'baby, haven't we all'?

Now I don't like crying because it only gets me wet
But I can't help failing to remember to forget you
And I know it's going to be a long time

Now I'm Crying Like a Church on Monday
Praying for these feelings to go away
So do me a favor baby
Put down your new God
And love me like Sunday again

I was hiding in your bedroom when I saw him come inside
I can't live in his shadow
Is that where I'm dancing until I die?

Now I don't like candles because they make me see the light
But I can't help failing to remember to forget you
And I know it's gonna be a long time

[ProfessorGAC]

1. I Need To Speak With A Manager

It was guaranteed.
I don't hate it, but was told I'd love it.
That deserves a harrumph.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

2. Okay Karen ... I'm going to give you a form to fill out

which I will pass along to management.