I was channel surfing and saw that guy Joel Osteen for the 1st time ever...

[BigmanPigman]

Ha ha ha. This is hysterical! I needed a good laugh after watching Osama Bin Laden for 1/2 an hour. He has more people in his audience than a Led Zeppelin show from 1975 and reminds me of Martin Short sort of. Does he charge people money to hear and see this crap? If I weren't already an Atheist I think this would do the trick.

[Warpy]

1. You probably have to tithe at his main church, dunno, though

I know he sells tickets when he preaches out of town and he always has a full house.

He's a prosperity theologist who has prospered a lot. His only redeeming value is that his sermons generally don't tell people how and whom to hate.

[MLAA]

2. Listening to Osteen would make Jesus an atheist 😬

[spooky3]

3. Check this out:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=9527435

[Angry Dragon]

4. you saw one face of SATAN

[SonofDonald]

5. Mr Smiley is what I call him

I almost expect to hear him break out in tongues when I see his face, or his face to crack, or something odd.

Boils, tentacles, green slime.

Guy just makes me laugh.

[Ohiya]

6. There are people that can't pay their bills...

... because they send money to this creepy asshole. I'm too depressed to find this funny.

[sharedvalues]

7. Yup

The grift is the worst part