"It's been so hot in DC these last few days." Audience, in unison: "How hot was it, Johnny?"

[mahatmakanejeeves]

125 degrees.

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[underpants]

1. I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog

🥵

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. "Hey-ohh! You are correct, sir." NT

[soothsayer]

3. I saw a bird dipping its worm in Lipton iced tea

(Dunno why that one always comes to mind)

[CurtEastPoint]

4. "... I saw a chicken without his capon."

[Cirque du So-What]

5. It's so hot...

Jehovah’s Witnesses are telemarketing.

[Ohiogal]

6. Cows are giving evaporated milk.

[IronLionZion]

7. Coronavirus had enough and the pandemic ended

[Zambero]

8. Can't wait for "April" to get here!

[IronLionZion]

9. July'd!

[I_UndergroundPanther]

10. That is unimaginable heat

Keep fucking up the climate,it will get that hot here. What about that republicans don't want to face up to. Selfish corporate agenda republicans support. I guess because many are older than dirt they won't be alive to experience it. Most republicans are narcissists like thier doners are.