In the Case of a Legitimate Comb-over, the Head Has Ways of Shutting the Whole Thing Down

Missouri Senate candidate Todd Akin really stuck his foot in it, didn’t he? But forget about abortion, forget about rape.

Let’s talk about hair. Akin’s hair, specifically.

Because if there’s one thing that’s not legitimate, it’s Todd Akin’s hair.

It sort of flops over the top of his head, laying there like an exhausted Shih-tzu. Any minute you expect it to wake up and start yipping.

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