Top 15 Candidates for Oklahoma Governor (Ranked)

[Behind the Aegis]

What a load of shit. No wonder our state is in trouble!

Here in three weeks, a small percentage of Oklahoma voters will go to the polls to vote for who they want to advance in the race to replace Governor Mary Fallin.

The primaries will be duked out by 10 Republicans, two Democrats and three Libertarians from all sorts of different backgrounds and walks of life. Unfortunately, crowd favorite Bofa Deeze Nuts missed the filing deadline.

As a public service to the Oklahoma people and to help voters make a misinformed selection, we thought it would be fun to rank the candidates from best to worst. The rankings are highly scientific. We graded the candidates based on several criteria, including IQ, weight and the amount of tigers they own. We then plugged the data into a proprietary algorithm developed by researchers at Oklahoma City Community College School of Remedial Sciences and calculated the results.

Here they are:

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[Bradshaw3]

1. What, George Nigh isn't running?

Sure he's 91 but it worked for California with Jerry Brown.

[Runningdawg]

2. Had a personal run in with Barnett

I asked him if he supported separation of church and state. His answer "100%"
To prove this he pointed out he was a gay man who wanted to adopted children.
When asked if he would veto any legislation placing 10 commandment monuments on public land or requiring "In God We Trust" banners in all schools and government buildings. He said NO and then said "That's the kind of stupid questions liberals ask". I told him that was the kind of answer Republicans losers give.
Maybe I am a one-issue voter but so are most in the state, I just happen to be on the other side.
R or D - If you feel the need to tell me what a good Christian you are or how much you love God, you won't be getting my vote.