John Cornyn wants to send me 50 yard signs

[They_Live]

I might take him up on it, and then throw them in the trash.

What do you think?

http://www.keepitred.com/request-yard-sign/?t=eb103013

Here's his desperate plea for help:

I know you’re as eager as I am to fight back against Democrat efforts to turn our state blue. And the best way to start is to show your support publicly for keeping Texas red.

That’s why I want you and all of your friends to have our great yard signs to display in front of your home or business.

Send a message to the out-of-state Democrats running Obama’s machine in Texas that Republicans won’t surrender our values.

paul, we both know that Republicans in Texas will never be outworked.

But to beat back these Democrat attacks we must show that we won't be intimidated by big-spending liberals from Hollywood and Chicago.

Show them where you stand: Request your John Cornyn and Keep It Red yard signs today.

. . .If you can, take 50 and give them to your friends and neighbors.

Let’s cover Texas in Republican Red and send Obama’s operatives a clear message:

Go back to California. We won’t let you wreck our state.

Thank you for standing with me.

For Texas,

Senator John Cornyn

P.S. Are you ready to beat the Democrats and Keep Texas Red?

Get started by requesting your yard sign today.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

1. I would.

[Ilsa]

2. If the offer came from his campaign,

Sure. You can give them to homeless people to use for building shelters.

But I wouldn't go asking for the signs. That wouldn't be right for me, but I don't know about you.

[malokvale77]

3. You could,

and then find places to stick them where the sun don't shine.

[chillfactor]

4. I would....

then remove his signs and keep the stands.....replace his signs with Democratic candidate signs.....and stick those signs in highly visible areas...

[Link Speed]

5. Red spray paint, some habaneros and motor oil will do the trick

1. Paint a red slash across the sign

2. Mince peppers in a food processor

3. Mix peppers and oil in a bowl until they form a brush-able suspension

4. Place signs generously around property

5. Wearing rubber gloves, apply pepper/oil mixture to sign edges

6. Go inside house and have a wonderful evening, knowing that sometime during the night some asshole with a truckbed full of signs will be checking into ER with eyes and genitals on fire.

[CherokeeDem]

6. I'd take them...

Fifty less yards signs on display for that idiot.

[gopiscrap]

7. yup take them and then dump a crap on them and put the

picture of it on Cornyn's website!

[Gothmog]

8. Keep the metal stands

We can use the metal for other candidates

[haikugal]

9. Take them...

and spray paint a nice circle and slash across them....stake them out all over.

[Bolo Boffin]

10. For the love of Banksy

You need to accept these signs. There's no end to the fun you can have with them.

[ashling]

11. Bonfire!

though they are probably those new ones with a wire stretcher

[efhmc]

12. What is sad is there are no bumper stickers or signs available for

any of our candidates yet. You can purchase some bumper stickers for Wendy but they are not available to give out to the general public. We are at such an economic disadvantage.