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Mon Mar 3, 2014, 04:56 PM

Juanita Jean responds to Stockman's threat to put people who post his mugshot in jail

Stockman is threatening to put anyone who posts his mug shot in jail. Juanita Jean did not back down in the face of Stockman's amusing threat http://www.juanitajean.com/2014/03/03/id-be-willing-to-do-it-but-now-im-scared/

Most of you know that Texas Congressfool Steve Stockman is running against Senator John Cornyn for the highly undistinguished honor of being the Republican nominee for Senate in Texas.

Cornynís people dug up an old mug shot of Stockman and started putting in all over town.



Stockman was arrested in 1977 for felony possession of valium. The case was dismissed and Stockman says the record was expunged.

I didnít say anything about it because I know plenty folks who made some mistakes and then turned themselves around and have lived a distinguished and honorable life. I figured it would backfire on Cornyn.

But, noooooooo. Stockman couldnít just explain and let it be. He had to threaten someone.

Stockman probably needs that valium now.

Heís gone batcrap crazy and is threatening to file criminal charges against anyone who posts his mug shot on the internet machine. You know, this one.



Oh yeah, batcrap crazy.

Michiganís 43rd Judicial District Clerk stated Stockman was never convicted of any charge and the documents were supposed to have been destroyed in 1978. Another Michigan official has advised Stockman he has grounds to file criminal complaints against any person or media organization that published the documents.

Well, that does it. I will not publish his mugshot on my internet page. Not me. I kinda figure this picture isnít worth actual criminal charges being filed against me.



So, you know, I will not post it.

Now, if I knew some lawyers, I might just start putting it in womenís restrooms all over Michigan. And by ďitĒ, I mean this.



But, since I do not know any lawyers, at least not any who would go to Michigan for me, I will have to be content with just looking at other peopleís internet page with this picture. You know, this one.



Iím sorry that Steve Stockman got in my face and issued a challenge to have me arrested in Michigan and I backed down. I know youíre disappointed in me. But, I just figure the picture isnít worth going to jail over. You know, this one.


I love Juanita Jean

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Reply Juanita Jean responds to Stockman's threat to put people who post his mugshot in jail (Original post)
Gothmog Mar 2014 OP
Melissa G Mar 2014 #1
TexasTowelie Mar 2014 #2
Sarah Ibarruri Mar 2014 #3
Gothmog Mar 2014 #4
Sarah Ibarruri Mar 2014 #5
cui bono Mar 2014 #7
Mopar151 Mar 2014 #6
Sarah Ibarruri Mar 2014 #8
JoeyT Mar 2014 #11
Sarah Ibarruri Mar 2014 #12
tomm2thumbs Mar 2014 #9
Gothmog Mar 2014 #15
AtheistCrusader Mar 2014 #10
Thor_MN Mar 2014 #13
Jack Rabbit Mar 2014 #14
freshwest Mar 2014 #16
TxDemChem Mar 2014 #17
jmowreader Mar 2014 #18

Response to Gothmog (Original post)

Mon Mar 3, 2014, 05:13 PM

1. Proud to be rec number 5!

Thanks, Gothmog!

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Response to Gothmog (Original post)

Mon Mar 3, 2014, 05:22 PM

2. Oh crap! He is looking for me.



http://www.democraticunderground.com/107815099

Thanks for letting me know. Now I'll return to my regularly scheduled bong hit.

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Response to Gothmog (Original post)

Mon Mar 3, 2014, 05:31 PM

3. Repukes are some trashy a-hs...

He was arrested 2 to 3 times over felony possession of Valium. Where he got it, one can only guess. Maybe he stole it. And that's one of the leaders of the GOP lol Slim pickings they have.

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Response to Sarah Ibarruri (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 3, 2014, 05:50 PM

4. He hid the valium in his underwear

I am sorry but this is too strange for me to ignore

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Response to Gothmog (Reply #4)

Mon Mar 3, 2014, 05:52 PM

5. Nothing about these wackos would surprise me. nt

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Response to Gothmog (Reply #4)

Mon Mar 3, 2014, 05:58 PM

7. And then did he shit his pants in order to avoid getting arrested?

A la The Nuge?

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Response to Sarah Ibarruri (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 3, 2014, 05:55 PM

6. Look at those eyes, dood...

We are not talking "want" or "desire" for Valium. We are talking cold-sweaty, trembling hands hold the shotgun NEED here...... Slim pickin's is right.

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Response to Mopar151 (Reply #6)

Mon Mar 3, 2014, 06:07 PM

8. He looks like a psychopath, seriously nt

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Response to Sarah Ibarruri (Reply #8)

Mon Mar 3, 2014, 06:32 PM

11. He looks like his nickname was "Twitchy".

If you denied people the context and just posted the picture as a "Guess what this guy got arrested for?" game, a good bit of the responses would be "Meth cook!".

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Response to JoeyT (Reply #11)

Mon Mar 3, 2014, 06:56 PM

12. ROFLMAO! My belly hurts from laughing. Yes, he does look like that's his name!

And yes, he looks like the sous-chef at a major meth operation! lol

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Response to Gothmog (Original post)

Mon Mar 3, 2014, 06:19 PM

9. Naughty Juanita Jean... Naughty Naughty



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Response to tomm2thumbs (Reply #9)

Mon Mar 3, 2014, 09:54 PM

15. I will be seeing her tomorrow night

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We have an election result watching party or event. I am going to try to make it

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Response to Gothmog (Original post)

Mon Mar 3, 2014, 06:24 PM

10. Well, I'd totally trust that guy to watch my kid.

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Response to Gothmog (Original post)

Mon Mar 3, 2014, 07:28 PM

13. Apparently, he didn't have bush level connections.

 

With the bush treatment, your records disappear, never to be seen again,

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Response to Gothmog (Original post)

Mon Mar 3, 2014, 08:46 PM

14. OK. let's get down to business

Who are the Democrats running? Somebody worth voting for, I hope. How 'bout running Juanita Jean?

Whoever the Democrats run has to be worlds better than Cornyn, and galexies better than Stockman.

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Response to Gothmog (Original post)

Tue Mar 4, 2014, 01:37 AM

16. BWAHAHA! When is Juanita Jean going to be put on the DU blog roll? Thanks, and a question:

How in the hell does one get arrested for 'felony possession of valium' anyway?

He looks more like people I knew who were doing cocaine.

Gothmog, I don't think you're taking this seriously enough. I just downloaded that pic. But I feel plumb skeert!

This and the GOP trying to sue people quoting his blog are near the screeds posted to the Pirate Bay website. Some of those were epic. it bit 'em in the ass later, though.

I keep scrolling through the OP and guffawing every time I see that pic...

Please tell us how the party goes. I think I saw pics from one posted online a while back.

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Response to Gothmog (Original post)

Tue Mar 4, 2014, 07:36 AM

17. Lol I love Juanita Jean

I posted it in my PC wallpaper at work yesterday. But she's taken it to a whole other level!

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Response to Gothmog (Original post)

Mon Mar 17, 2014, 07:02 AM

18. Steve Stockman and the Unabomber: separated at birth?

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