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Thu Aug 14, 2014, 04:40 PM

The Five Most Repellent Things Ted Nugent Has Ever Done

HOUSTON -- If your favorite gun store was out of ammo this morning, it's because Ted Nugent is back in town. The Motor City Madman rumbles into House of Blues tonight, and he's sure to bring the requisite shitload of guitar solos and flaming arrows with him.

And hey, that's great -- at least it was, 40 years ago. "Stranglehold" is great, sure, but "Cat Scratch Fever" was pretty stupid from the get-go, and if he's had a hit since that one, it hasn't cracked the rotation over at 107.5 The Eagle yet.

Then again, who cares? Over the last decade or so, old Ted has become far better known for the outrageous noises coming out of his mouth than for the slightly louder outrageous sounds blasting out of his amplifiers. The transplanted Texan has made his views on Democrats, immigrants, minorities and the 2nd Amendment painfully clear many times over, to the point that his right-wing blowhard act is getting as tired as his music. He's become so predictable that it's getting hard to work up much distaste for his antics, let alone outrage.

And frankly, that's no fun. That's why we here at Rocks Off have done the Nuge a solid and pulled an age-old music biz trick to out of the hat to revive a little interest -- the greatest hits package! In order to work yourself up into the proper hysterical mindset to love/loathe Nugent's show tonight, please peruse five of the most hilariously repellent and curiously hypocritical choices that Ted has made over the years. Why? Well, because that's virtually all of the entertainment we can wring out of the guy these days -- watching and waiting to see when he'll stoop to a new low.

The list and more at http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/2014/08/ted_nugent_worst.php .


I'm willing to wager that a lot of Vietnam vets are crapping in their pants seeing the draft-dodging Mr. Poopy-Pants impersonate a soldier by wearing camo and saluting like a soldier.

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muntrv Aug 2014 #1
Glorfindel Aug 2014 #2
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Glorfindel Aug 2014 #4
hobbit709 Aug 2014 #5

Response to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Thu Aug 14, 2014, 04:51 PM

1. His last hit was "High Enough." Thankfully, nooj was not singing.

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Response to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Thu Aug 14, 2014, 04:55 PM

2. We Vietnam vets have too much class to "crap in our pants"

We generally just throw up when this POS is mentioned.

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Response to Glorfindel (Reply #2)

Thu Aug 14, 2014, 05:19 PM

3. My apologies for the crude remark,

I respect and thank you for your service to our country.

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Response to TexasTowelie (Reply #3)

Thu Aug 14, 2014, 10:00 PM

4. Aw, shucks...no offense taken, truly

I was just joshing with you.

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Response to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Fri Aug 15, 2014, 07:09 AM

5. "House of Blues"?WTF? Remind me never to go there if they booked him.

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