Top 10 Weird Facts About Ted Cruz

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Dear America,

We here in Texas want to let you know a little bit about the people that a very small fraction of our voters have elected - because it ain't all yellow roses.

With that in mind, here are some things you probably don’t know about Ted Cruz...

10. Ted Cruz Was Born in Canada

Born in Canada (to a Cuban-American father), he officially renounced his citizenship in 2014.




9. Ted Cruz Hates Avocados

There are many offensive things that he has said, but in a state where guacamole is a national treasure, this could be the most offensive. The Dallas Observer said "this is what happens when we elect a Canadian."



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6. Thinks the United Nations Wants to Destroy Golf Courses

Ted Cruz thinks the United Nations is trying to eliminate golf. Seriously.



The complete list at http://progresstexas.org/blog/top-10-weird-facts-about-ted-cruz

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1. frightening

very frightening .

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2. He is a Cubanadian

I wasn't bothered by his Green Eggs and Ham rendition

after all, senate filibustererers have read telephone books, cookbooks, etc.

I was annoyed by his repeated:

"Stand with Rand"

like the proverbial fingernails on the proverbial chalkboard