Who Wants to Tell Ted Cruz He's Never Going to Be President?

[TexasTowelie]

Despite how he may seem online at times, I have no doubt in my mind that Ted Cruz is a smart man. Unlike those people, in an effort to hold on to their sanity in the face of a world making increasingly less sense by the day, who claim Donald Trump is secretly a genius even though he frequently comes off as not so bright, I believe that Cruz contains that rare mix of cleverness and tactical shrewdness needed to become a power player in Washington. He knows the meat his constituents want to be fed, and he’s not afraid to look dumb in front of everyone else to please them.

It’s a strategy that’s made him a household name in American politics, and one that could have taken him to the highest office in the land; there was never any guarantee that Cruz would one day be President, but it didn’t seem so impossible either. But alas, it is not going to be, which means I think it’s time someone sat down with Ted for a heart to heart talk about how he can stop embarrassing himself online in hopes of future Presidential glory.

Cruz’s latest in a long string of embarrassments is his suggestion that recently fired by Disney director James Gunn needs to be prosecuted as a sex criminal for the tweets that got him fired. And while most would agree that the tweets in question are in bad taste, here’s a list of things that Ted Cruz thinks are worth investigating:

*Gunn being upset about poor hotel shower water pressure.
*Gunn making fun of Louie Anderson
*Gunn suggesting that he had sexual relations with a protocol droid

Read more: https://www.houstonpress.com/news/ted-cruz-needs-to-learn-hell-never-be-president-10699155

[2naSalit]

1. I'd be happy to tell him

in no uncertain terms. Sign me up!

[duforsure]

2. Cruz is a serial liar and

Anyone that has to lie as much as him are almost always corrupt , and not faithful . I think his time is coming exposing what he's doing ,and has done. I think with Cruz its just a matter of time before he's outed, then ousted. He also wants Social Security destroyed.