Dotard to throw paper towels at TX & LA Hurricane victims this weekend. Well, sort of....

[ResistantAmerican17]

The actual headline:

WASHINGTON -- President Donald Trump says he will visit the Gulf Coast this weekend to tour damage from one of the fiercest hurricanes to hit the United States.

Trump said he would visit Texas and Louisiana on Saturday or Sunday to survey the destruction caused by Laura, which Louisiana Gov. John Bel Edwards said has killed at least four

[Timewas]

1. Easy

The old saying about singing "If you can't sing good sing loud"

[RainCaster]

2. Does DFT have a golf course in LA or TX?

Asking for a friend

[ResistantAmerican17]

3. If that middle initial stands for what I hope it does, I like your style.

[RainCaster]

4. It stands for whatever you want...

Use your imagination

[ResistantAmerican17]

5. Done. And done.

[ResistantAmerican17]

6. Pretty sure I have the first syllable, I'm torn between wad, head, wit, and just "Er".

[TexasTowelie]

7. Trump isn't throwing me.

I'm made of the finest fibers plus I'm also soft and super-absorbent.

Does anybody want to get high?