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Thu Jan 9, 2020, 12:50 PM

Uri Geller calls for Dominic Cummings to hire him to secure post-Brexit trade deals

The New European
By Johnathon Read
PUBLISHED: 15:20 09 January 2020 | UPDATED: 15:28 09 January 2020

The 73-year-old illusionist has put his name forward for a role in Boris Johnson's government after Cummings' blog post calling for "weirdos" to apply.

Speaking from Old Jaffa in Israel, Geller told the PA news agency he would ensure the UK gets a deal with the EU by the end of 2020 by using his "psychic powers" and "telepathic abilities" - as well as his "charisma, chutzpah and contacts".

"With my energies, with my mind power, with my know-how, with my connections to world leaders, I can definitely help with the Brexit negotiations," he said.

"I believe I can also negotiate with Iran and get the peace agreements much faster than anyone else can do." However, he added: "I'm not commenting on whether I have begun to do that or I haven't."But I know exactly what's going on and I'm in touch with the right individuals."

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bronxiteforever Jan 2020 OP
dhill926 Jan 2020 #1
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DavidDvorkin Jan 2020 #3
LeftishBrit Jan 2020 #4
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Response to bronxiteforever (Original post)

Thu Jan 9, 2020, 01:37 PM

1. not The Onion...

jesus...

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Response to bronxiteforever (Original post)

Thu Jan 9, 2020, 01:48 PM

2. The spoon bending guy? WTF?

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Thu Jan 9, 2020, 03:14 PM

3. I'll bend them to my will!

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Response to bronxiteforever (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 09:36 PM

4. Maybe he could solve the knife crime problem by bending all the knives...

but I don't see how he's qualified for trade deals!

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Response to LeftishBrit (Reply #4)

Sun Jan 19, 2020, 05:39 AM

5. I don't see how any of the cabinet are qualified for trade deals either!

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