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Related: About this forumBritain to be physically removed from Europe
BRITAIN is to be detached from the Earths crust and moved away from Europe.
Ministers believe changing the countrys geographical location is the only way to wrongfoot UKIP, while also ensuring some decent weather.
Using state-of-the-art fracking techniques, Britain will become the worlds first nation-boat, propelled by a giant outboard motor currently being assembled in Portsmouth.
A government spokesman said: Britain will be free to position itself wherever it pleases on the globe in the North Pacific, closer to our future overlords the Chinese, or across the Atlantic closer to the USA if that turns out still to be the country to suck up to.
I daresay Europe will try to come and find us, jabbering about treaties and obligations, so well probably have to hide out in the Bay of Bengal for a few months.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/britain-to-be-physically-removed-from-europe-2013052269686
sibelian
(7,804 posts)I hope they've packed some vittals.
Wait a sec! I live in the UK! Nobody asked SCOTLAND, did they? Bah. Typical.
ChazInAz
(2,559 posts)Just snap Scotland off along Hadrian's Wall and follow your own course.
It's just THAT simple. (God, I've been wanting to use that expression for years. Thanks for the opportunity.)
non sociopath skin
(4,972 posts)That would be the River Tweed (except for Berwick). And snapping off through rivers is messy.
The Skin
BlueCaliDem
(15,438 posts)oldironside
(1,248 posts)Do you know enough Brits to form a representative sample?
BlueCaliDem
(15,438 posts)Holland, as you know, is right across the channel from England.
My English teacher in a Dutch High School was a Brit, and she corrected me {very passionately} when I said that England is part of Europe and are thus Europeans. She said, "No, England is part of the United Kingdom. We are not Europeans. We are British."
I have many British friends who continue to claim they are not Europeans, and are offended if I tell them that they actually are. They passionately defend that they are British. Period. I can understand this mindset. They were once the superpower of the world and for hundreds of years, so it's kind of hard to accept that a very young nation, barely 250 years old, beat them for that position in the world.
oldironside
(1,248 posts)BlueCaliDem
(15,438 posts)pennylane100
(3,425 posts)and people used to refer to "going to Europe" when travelling there and the English and the French, while only twenty odd miles apart. never did like each other.
NV Whino
(20,886 posts)Note to would be alerters: this is meant as a joke with no intention of state bashing.
TexasTowelie
(111,944 posts)Motorboat UK would be a precursor in that instance.