Cameron urges UK to unite against the poor
Prime Minister David Cameron returns to Downing Street with a pledge to unite the country against the poor, the old and the sick.
This morning, I return to office with a renewed vigour to lead this great country and unite its people as one against all the ghastly poor people.
Working together, I feel confident that we will be able to make everyone who is sick, old or poor feel like the abject wasters they truly are.
The Tories were returned to office with a stunning majority after everyone shat themselves about the SNP and Labours fictional mishandling of the economy.
Under a Tory Government, poor people face a well-deserved future of food-banks and perilous housing situations, but luckily, under the Tories will pay less tax on the money they dont earn which is sure to be a comfort.
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