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Wed May 18, 2016, 01:39 AM

 

I'm Running For Congress On A New Platform - I'm Corrupt / Give Me Money

My platform is simple.

Give me money, and tell me what you want, and I will send you an IOU.

You can cash it in once I am in office.

The people that send me the most money get their favors done first.

Don't delay!

Vote for me!

Think it will work?

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Reply I'm Running For Congress On A New Platform - I'm Corrupt / Give Me Money (Original post)
scottie55 May 2016 OP
silvershadow May 2016 #1
griffi94 May 2016 #2
Baobab May 2016 #3
clarkkentvotes Sep 2016 #4

Response to scottie55 (Original post)

Wed May 18, 2016, 01:43 AM

1. I think you would be jailed pretty quickly for crimes committed. nt

 

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Response to scottie55 (Original post)

Wed May 18, 2016, 01:49 AM

2. All of this because Bernie won't be the nominee

Sorry for you that he was such a weak candidate.

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Response to scottie55 (Original post)

Wed May 18, 2016, 07:42 PM

3. In India the politicians bring in big trucks filled with money and pay voters for their votes.

Not the other way around.

I would expect that they usually don't get money from the corporate donors, etc, until they are actually in office.

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Response to scottie55 (Original post)

Sun Sep 25, 2016, 10:44 PM

4. if you look like Mitt Romney maybe

it would be funny to have someone be like a Sat night live character run and be obviously corrupt but once they get in act like the distinguished gentleman - funny to think about but not implement

yknow if you look at the polls - most of America seems to be on the right track - how come our representatives dont reflect the same?

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