How can I install Borderwall software on my PC?

[crazytown]

Last edited Mon Feb 18, 2019, 02:11 AM - Edit history (4)

I’ m worried about the MS-13 update. Heard some bad things about it. Goes straight through your firewall. All automatic like an AR-16. I’m worried about the kids. I want a family friendly homepage, not women tied up with duct tape.

MS support were useless. I don’t want to be notified. I need an ‘I don’t want to know so don’t tell me’ option.

Emergency. Help.

EDIT: My friend Patsy said she could install Borderwall for 5.7 bitcoin. She said I was probably talking to Bangthelaw, an offshore Indian Reservation near Mary Lago beach. She said I didn’t need to do this. It’s not an emergency but be on the lookout for maggots near the PC. More dangerous than MS-13. Apparently.

Patsy has a beautiful laugh. She laughs a lot. I feel better now.

[Ptah]

1. It's too late.

Burn your PC and move away.

Good night and good luck.

[crazytown]

4. You're from Microsoft

I know. Just fix it.

[DetlefK]

2. I have heard there is a mexican website where you can download it for free.

[crazytown]

6. Yeah it's called coyoteanalytics

but my AV keeps saying it’s not safe: The Russia Thing, I think.

[Turbineguy]

3. Surplus military armor belting

like they use on battleships.

[crazytown]

8. Battleships?

The kids don’t want that. Is there Fortnite plating?

[klook]

5. Is your computer housing made from see-through steel slats

or solid concrete? You may need to upgrade. And make sure there’s no way for them to get in by tunneling underneath.

[crazytown]

7. Steel - but I think the slats are too wide

The water cooler pipes look vulnerable. Maybe I should stick razor blades onto them, just to be safe.

[crazytown]

9. Follow Up : Tunneling Protocols

Which ones should I be watching for? If MS-13 is trying to get in, which one would it use. OpenVPN sounds stupid. What’s the use of an open tunnel?

[DemoTex]

10. Bob from Bangalore here ..

Allow me please to install Bomgar jump client on your PC. I will fix your Windows PC, but good.

Please. Trust me.

[DBoon]

11. "I work with Microsoft"

I once wrote a PowerPoint presentation

[Kali]

12. !

good thread

[Ptah]

13. Todas tus cosas nos pertenecen

[crazytown]

14. I recognise the accent.

Sorry I don’t speak Ukrainian.

[Cha]

15. LOL!

crazytown!