Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Couple Caught With $300 Of Meat In Their Pants

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*insert your own joke here*

A woman with a hankering for steaks and pork ribs traveled 26 miles to steal them from a Winn-Dixie in DeLand, Volusia County sheriff’s deputies said.

The trip didn’t go well for Doris Rowe, 48, of Mount Dora who dropped some pork ribs as she hit a store manager in the neck and escaped in a car waiting for her in the store’s parking lot, Volusia County sheriff’s deputies said.

Rowe and the driver of the getaway car, Kenneth Edwards, 54, who were caught Tuesday afternoon in a traffic stop made by DeLand police, were each charged with grand theft and robbery, court records show.

Rowe and Edwards were being held in the Volusia County Jail on Wednesday, each on $20,000 bail, records show.

After getting arrested, the duo gave investigators an idea how the meat heist developed, reports state.

http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20150429/NEWS/150429451/1025?p=1&tc=pg

[liberal N proud]

1. I have seen it here in Ohio as well

Maybe Florida man and woman were visiting.