Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python

[muriel_volestrangler]

CHACHOENGSAO — It was less than a good morning for Atthaporn Boonmakchuay today. Not after a python slithered out of his squat toilet, bit his penis and refused to let go.

Atthaporn, who just regained consciousness, spoke from his hospital bed Wednesday afternoon to recount the ordeal he experienced in the bathroom of his home east of Bangkok in Chachoengsao province, which he’d entered for his morning routine of a shower and protracted bowel movement.

Atthaporn said he had just squatted over his toilet for his usual 30 minutes of morning business, according to Khon Khao Bang Pakong, when the python rose from the depths to fasten its jaws around the end of his penis.

As his wife Sawittree Shooyoung would tell Thairath, that’s when she heard him scream for help and call for a rope. Entering the bathroom, Sawittree found her bleeding husband fighting with the nearly 4-meter long python. She gave him the rope as requested.

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[Warren DeMontague]

1. Okay, that's it

NO MORE ACID FOR ME!

[packman]

2. No matter what happens to me today

I AM NOT GOING TO complain.

[Hoppy]

3. As easier way to have dislodged a python or Boa, is soaking a cloth with ammonia

And putting it next to the animal's mouth.

[Kaleva]

5. A 12 gauge shotgun also works

[Kaleva]

4. For a bit, he was the world's most well endowed man.