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Related: About this forumMan Went Number Two On Grocery Self-Checkout Scanner
A WTF from Ohio.A judge yesterday ordered an Ohio man to stay away from the Kroger store where he allegedly stripped naked and defecated on a self-checkout scanner.
Colin Murphy, 23, was arrested early Sunday following a repulsive incident inside the Kroger market in the Hyde Park neighborhood of Cincinnati (where Murphy lives).
According to criminal complaints, Murphy entered the Kroger and stripped naked in front of a male employee. The suspect, police noted, smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, and staggered as he walked.
After disrobing, Murphy defecated on U-Scan it, investigators allege.
Colin Murphy, 23, was arrested early Sunday following a repulsive incident inside the Kroger market in the Hyde Park neighborhood of Cincinnati (where Murphy lives).
According to criminal complaints, Murphy entered the Kroger and stripped naked in front of a male employee. The suspect, police noted, smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, and staggered as he walked.
After disrobing, Murphy defecated on U-Scan it, investigators allege.
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Man Went Number Two On Grocery Self-Checkout Scanner (Original Post)
47of74
May 2016
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Aristus
(66,286 posts)1. Florida Man has a rival, Ohio Man, who is closing the crazy-gap.
MADem
(135,425 posts)2. Did he think his poo poos had bar codes on them?
That Kroger needs to give a raise to the poor soul who got stuck cleaning THAT up!
No Vested Interest
(5,164 posts)3. This is my neighborhood grocery. I never use U-Scan, and now
I never will.
liberal N proud
(60,332 posts)4. Ohio is the breeding ground for Florida Man
Kaleva
(36,248 posts)5. Until we shit on a U-Scan it ourselves, we shouldn't judge the guy.