Another woman found with stuff up there...

[47of74]

Yeah, and of course in Florida.

A Florida woman arrested for prowling was hit with additional narcotics charges after jailers retrieved “a glass crack pipe...located deep in the crevasse of her buttocks.”

The recovery yesterday of drug paraphernalia from the “crevasse” of Laurie Shank, 53, did not require crampons or axes, according to a criminal complaint.

Instead, the crack pipe was discovered by sheriff’s deputies during a "detailed search" of Shank as she was being booked into the Pinellas County jail around 2:45 AM.

Seen above, Shank declined to speak with investigators after the pipe, which contained traces of crack cocaine, was retrieved.

[left-of-center2012]

1. “a glass crack pipe"

More appropriately: An "ass crack pipe"?

[liberal N proud]

2. You look in there

No you look in there.

Yuck!

[Kaleva]

3. In other words, the suspect has an ample posterior.

Might as well use that deeeep ass crack for storage.