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Bigmack

(8,020 posts)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 11:00 AM Jun 2016

"Price check on register 3..."

"Seattle police arrested a man who they say placed his genitals on a self-checkout scanner at a Capitol Hill grocery store.

About 5 p.m. Wednesday, employees at the store in the 400 block of Broadway East saw the man standing at a self-checkout machine and laughing to himself as he placed his genitals on the scanner screen.


The man fled, but returned five hours later and was confronted by employees, police said."

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/man-takes-self-checkout-too-far-at-capitol-hill-grocery-store/?utm_source=The+Seattle+Times&utm_campaign=335e837882-Morning_Brief_6_24_2016&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_5beb38b61e-335e837882-120305573

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"Price check on register 3..." (Original Post) Bigmack Jun 2016 OP
He might have had a defense if his balls were barcoded. n/t PoliticAverse Jun 2016 #1
How much did he owe? Hoppy Jun 2016 #2
Should have brought coupons shenmue Jun 2016 #3
Trying to visualize this - packman Jun 2016 #4
You must be a young man.... Bigmack Jun 2016 #5
Heh! His groceries cost him his left nut!! madinmaryland Jun 2016 #6
WTF is it with self checkout scanners? 47of74 Jun 2016 #7
They are both job creators Angry Dragon Jun 2016 #8
 

packman

(16,296 posts)
4. Trying to visualize this -
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 12:13 PM
Jun 2016

guy mustof had some really, REALLY loose skin in his jewel sack or he got up on the counter and... oh, hell is this even worth thinking about.

 

Bigmack

(8,020 posts)
5. You must be a young man....
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 03:27 PM
Jun 2016

... us old farts...

Well.... let's just say there would be NO problem.

I'm worried about flashing my stones when I wear Bermuda shorts!

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