"Price check on register 3..."

[Bigmack]

"Seattle police arrested a man who they say placed his genitals on a self-checkout scanner at a Capitol Hill grocery store.

About 5 p.m. Wednesday, employees at the store in the 400 block of Broadway East saw the man standing at a self-checkout machine and laughing to himself as he placed his genitals on the scanner screen.


The man fled, but returned five hours later and was confronted by employees, police said."

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/man-takes-self-checkout-too-far-at-capitol-hill-grocery-store/?utm_source=The+Seattle+Times&utm_campaign=335e837882-Morning_Brief_6_24_2016&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_5beb38b61e-335e837882-120305573

[PoliticAverse]

1. He might have had a defense if his balls were barcoded. n/t

[Hoppy]

2. How much did he owe?

[shenmue]

3. Should have brought coupons

[packman]

4. Trying to visualize this -

guy mustof had some really, REALLY loose skin in his jewel sack or he got up on the counter and... oh, hell is this even worth thinking about.

[Bigmack]

5. You must be a young man....

... us old farts...

Well.... let's just say there would be NO problem.

I'm worried about flashing my stones when I wear Bermuda shorts!

[madinmaryland]

6. Heh! His groceries cost him his left nut!!

[47of74]

7. WTF is it with self checkout scanners?

Just last month we had a dude going number two on a self checkout machine in Ohio.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/110312094

[Angry Dragon]

8. They are both job creators

Just trying to stop others from using self check-outs