Man accused of intercourse with a cow.

[47of74]

And no, this was not Florida. It was Missouri. Fair Grove, Missouri, to be precise.

Darrell Helton, 68, of Nixa, was charged last week with unlawful sex with an animal after he was allegedly caught in the act.

According to a probable cause statement, a woman noticed an unknown car parked near her barn on the evening of June 10, so she went inside the barn to investigate.

As the woman entered, she saw a naked man — identified as Helton — standing behind one of her cows apparently having sex with the animal, according to the statement.

Helton allegedly told deputies with the Greene County Sheriff's Office that he went to the property in Fair Grove, caught a cow, tied it to the corral and tried to have sex with the animal.

[RandySF]

1. Tube steak

[47of74]

2. That's bad...

[SheriffBob]

3. I knew a guy from high school

who did that.

It's probably more common than we know about. Sick.