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HAB911

(8,811 posts)
Sat May 13, 2017, 08:25 AM May 2017

Modern-Day Christian Prophets Will Soon Be Able To Accurately Report The News A Week In Advance

While preaching at a “School of the Spirit” class at his MorningStar Church last Friday night, right-wing pastor Rick Joyner declared that the world will soon see a wave of modern-day Christian prophets who will “exceed anything that was done by Old Covenant prophets” like Moses, so much so that they’ll be able to release newspapers accurately reporting on events a week in advance.

“We’re in desperate need of such prophets right now in the world,” he said. “We should be able to put newspapers out a week before the date and then go for longer; including sports. You don’t need to watch the Super Bowl, I’m going to tell you what’s going to happen.”

Joyner claimed that he had actually experienced a “foretaste” of that gift several years ago when he and fellow “prophet” Bob Jones supernaturally received the scores of several World Series games before they had even been played.

“We were having a conference when the World Series was going on and Bob and I both got some of the scores of the games before the games were played,” he said. “We didn’t tell anybody—we wrote them down, hid ’em, but didn’t tell anybody because we didn’t want anybody gambling on them.”

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/rick-joyner-says-modern-day-christian-prophets-will-soon-be-able-to-accurately-report-the-news-a-week-in-advance/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=botb&utm_campaign=rightwingwatch

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Modern-Day Christian Prophets Will Soon Be Able To Accurately Report The News A Week In Advance (Original Post) HAB911 May 2017 OP
Send me your money instead. Turbineguy May 2017 #1
Prosperity Christianity.... magicarpet May 2017 #2
Funny, they've been wrong about just about everything in the recent past. FiveGoodMen May 2017 #3
Real Christians might call them false prophets... LakeArenal May 2017 #4
Many interesting biblical quotes on that subject here FiveGoodMen May 2017 #6
"Many People Actually Prefer False Prophets:" LakeArenal May 2017 #7
I suppose that's because a real one (if there were such a thing) would rarely bring good news FiveGoodMen May 2017 #8
Idiots - Why in the Fuck don't they play the lottery then packman May 2017 #5
Grifters gotta grift. FSogol May 2017 #9

magicarpet

(13,941 posts)
2. Prosperity Christianity....
Sat May 13, 2017, 09:59 AM
May 2017

If God loves you - he will reward you and your loved ones and make you and your family filthy filthy rich.

Be careful - God's don't answer prayers like that demons do and they usually take your soul for granting access to unfathomable riches.

FiveGoodMen

(20,018 posts)
3. Funny, they've been wrong about just about everything in the recent past.
Sat May 13, 2017, 10:21 AM
May 2017

Including several end-of-the-world predictions.

People sure are idiots to follow these con men.

 

packman

(16,296 posts)
5. Idiots - Why in the Fuck don't they play the lottery then
Sat May 13, 2017, 01:55 PM
May 2017

or casino betting, or, or... anything except bilk the witless out of their money?

Besides, I thought the Bible folk frowned on seers and soothsayers -something like they were witches or some-such.

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