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Kaleva

(36,294 posts) Fri May 4, 2018, 08:15 PM May 2018

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Police tazer man for having sex with a car

“Officers were there, and he continued to try and have sex with the tailpipe of the car. He would not listen to commands or anything. ... They ended up taking him.”

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/sex-with-car-man-tasered-by-kansas-police-for-indecent-act/news-story/8b2188ae541663d6808c1e2702a15780

This wouldn't happen if tailpipes weren't shaped so erotically.

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Police tazer man for having sex with a car (Original Post) Kaleva May 2018 OP

To fully comprehend this ... Yonnie3 May 2018 #1

Car was reportedly making these sounds Kaleva May 2018 #2

Still doesn't explain why they felt compelled to use a tazer Xipe Totec May 2018 #3

Why do men feel compelled to use theirs? marylandblue May 2018 #6

Cars do about everything these days. nt yonder May 2018 #4

No muff too tough Bob Loblaw May 2018 #5

Shagging a car could lead to exhaustion! Jake Stern May 2018 #7

I'm sure he was Bob Loblaw May 2018 #10

Now THAT is desperate. democratisphere May 2018 #8

In some states if the car ws over 13 years old it could be legal. dameatball May 2018 #9

And he burnt his lips. marble falls May 2018 #11

Did he put his junk in the trunk? Blue Owl May 2018 #12

Older guys have to use the gas filler. Kaleva May 2018 #13

Yonnie3

(17,431 posts)

1. To fully comprehend this ...

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 08:19 PM

May 2018

I need to know if the car was turned on.

(Running that is)

Kaleva

(36,294 posts)

2. Car was reportedly making these sounds

Reply to Yonnie3 (Reply #1)

Fri May 4, 2018, 08:22 PM

May 2018

Xipe Totec

(43,890 posts)

3. Still doesn't explain why they felt compelled to use a tazer

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 08:36 PM

May 2018

Seems like just walking up to the guy and pulling him out should be enough.

Why do peace officers feel compelled to use their toys?

marylandblue

(12,344 posts)

6. Why do men feel compelled to use theirs?

Reply to Xipe Totec (Reply #3)

Fri May 4, 2018, 08:50 PM

May 2018

yonder

(9,663 posts)

4. Cars do about everything these days. nt

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 08:38 PM

May 2018

Bob Loblaw

(1,900 posts)

5. No muff too tough

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 08:49 PM

May 2018

nt

Jake Stern

(3,145 posts)

7. Shagging a car could lead to exhaustion!

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 08:52 PM

May 2018

Bob Loblaw

(1,900 posts)

10. I'm sure he was

Reply to Jake Stern (Reply #7)

Fri May 4, 2018, 09:30 PM

May 2018

tired.

democratisphere

(17,235 posts)

8. Now THAT is desperate.

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 08:56 PM

May 2018

Wonder if the car will file charges.

dameatball

(7,396 posts)

9. In some states if the car ws over 13 years old it could be legal.

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 09:11 PM

May 2018

marble falls

(57,077 posts)

11. And he burnt his lips.

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 10:09 PM

May 2018

Blue Owl

(50,349 posts)

12. Did he put his junk in the trunk?

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Sat May 5, 2018, 01:12 AM

May 2018

n/t

Kaleva

(36,294 posts)

13. Older guys have to use the gas filler.

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Sat May 5, 2018, 05:27 PM

May 2018

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