You would think Florida Woman would know better by now

[47of74]

Then to stick drugs up there

A Florida Woman denied ownership of a bag of MDMA that dropped from her crotch right after a “feminine product” fell from the same space, cops say.

Officers responding to a call Saturday afternoon about a disturbance at a Vero Beach residence encountered Kristen Szatmary, 34, seated in a taxi outside the home.

While speaking with Szatmary--who said she had just been in a “verbal disturbance” with her mother--a sheriff’s deputy “observed white powder on her right nostril.” The cop then asked Szatmary to exit the vehicle.

As Szatmary stepped out of the taxi, “a feminine product fell from her shorts followed by a clear bag with a white substance,” according to an arrest affidavit. “It’s not mine,” Szatmary reportedly declared. “I’m supposed to give it to someone.”

[rampartc]

1. if that is not hers somebody better crawl out of there and claim it

[rurallib]

2. !!

[3Hotdogs]

5. Kinda reminds me of the Prince Charles intercepted cell phone call around 25 years ago.

Telling Camilla he would like to be reincarnated as her tampon.


I don't care who you are. That's funny.

[rampartc]

6. "the aristocrats"

[3Hotdogs]

7. ++++++

My favorite Aristocrats is Gilbert Gottfried. It isn't so much the content, but the delivery.

[rampartc]

8. godfrey drags out every rancid detail

[liberal N proud]

9. You win the internet today

[dewsgirl]

3. Oh no, this one is in my town and we share the same first

name....these Florida stories, I'm usually like well definitely not in Vero Beach.... not so much this time.

[Midnightwalk]

4. Better do those kegels

Then again if she wasn’t toting around an alligator she might have just been a tourist