You can't bring your own machetes to an axe-throwing bar

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Florida Woman found that out the hard way

ST. PETERSBURG — One cannot bring their own beer to a bar. Turns out, one also cannot bring their own machetes to an axe-throwing bar.

But that is not the only reason why Victoria Morley got in trouble last week, according to St. Petersburg police.

The 54-year-old transient was brandishing a machete in each hand when she showed up at St. Pete Axe & Ale at about 7:30 p.m. on May 31, police said.

She started scraping the blades together and told the crowd that “she had killed over 100 people with those machetes,” according to her arrest report.

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1. Axe and Ale

What could go wrong?

Hold my beer.......

[Aristus]

2. Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

[Blue Owl]

3. Even if you're a card-carrying dismember?

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