Florida (Obviously) Gym Teacher Arrested For Farting On Student After Monty Python Insults Hurled

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A Florida gym teacher is on administrative leave after farting “in the general direction” of a Pensacola High School Junior earlier this week. Davis Allen Darden, 38, has taught at the school for nearly 15 years and has deliberately denied passing gas on 16-year-old Graham Briton’s face during a routine “wrestling demonstration session.”

“I saw the whole thing,” said fellow junior Robin Minstrel. “Mr. Darden is pretty rough on us all the time, and Grammy [Graham Briton] is a real smart ass. So I think Mr. Darden just wanted him to teach him a lesson or something like that.”

Pensacola High principal James Knight Ni, a 20 year veteran of the school, said in his report to the police that Mr. Darden didn’t intentionally “let one slip out” as he pinned the young Briton to the gym mat. However, other witnesses say the 16-year-old repeatedly taunted the gym teacher in numerous ways, including making raspberry noises with his mouth and threatening to fling livestock into his Castlerock Drive yard.

“Yeah, Grammy doesn’t know when to stop. But when he told Mr. Darden that his wife smelt of Elderberries, that’s when he had it,” continued Ms. Minstrel.
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Man talk about someone not getting the joke!

[Rider3]

1. Idiots

They deserve each other.

[fleur-de-lisa]

2. That'll take the wind out of his sails.

[Thomas Hurt]

3. Yeah those Monty Python insult fests can get out of hand way too easy....

[unblock]

4. Satire site

[marble falls]

5. I'd rather there were more of these stories than mayhem.

[eppur_se_muova]

6. "Principal James Knight Ni" nt

[CaptYossarian]

7. That was my clue this is satire.