Yes, a Florida man is actually accused of hiding meth inside this body part

[marmar]

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man tried to smuggle methamphetamine into a local jail by hiding it in a sensitive area, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies said they were in the process of booking Shaft Bang Adams, 30, into the Orange County Jail on May 13 when they located four white crystal rocks inside his “penis skin” during a strip search.

Adams is facing a charge of introducing contraband in a state facility in connection with the incident.

The arrest affidavit didn’t say why Adams was being booked into the jail but court records show he’s been arrested multiple times in Orange County. .........(more)

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/06/30/yes-a-florida-man-is-actually-accused-of-hiding-meth-inside-this-body-part/#//

[underpants]

1. Shaft Bang Adams

👍

[marble falls]

2. "Excuse me sir, I'ma going to have to peel that back."

[Sneederbunk]

3. Floriduh Man does not disappoint.

[magicarpet]

4. Well that went nicely.....

His penis likely enjoyed the buzz.... Is that what is referred to as a "Head Rush" ?

A friend not into dope jargon was asking,.....

[krispos42]

5. either he's not circumcised...

...or he's hung like Shane Diesel.

Bow Chicka Brown Cow