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TexasTowelie

(112,150 posts)
Sat Jul 3, 2021, 07:41 PM Jul 2021

Stopped on DWI suspicion after multiple wrecks, man tells police he's "Jose Cuervo"

A Port Arthur man suspected of driving while drunk identified himself as Jose Cuervo to responding police, authorities said.

The man, identified as Brandon Lee Powell, 33, was reportedly speeding and unable to stay in a single lane in the 1800 block of Procter Street on March 26.

He then ran a red light at the intersection of Procter Street and Woodworth Boulevard and struck another vehicle and continued on Procter Street until he lost control and hit a sidewalk, according to the probable cause affidavit.

Responding officers told him to get out of the Dodge Avenger he was driving and get on the ground but he reportedly failed to do so.

An officer was able to put Powell in hand restraints and noted the man’s eyes were glassy, speech was slurred, he had a strong odor of alcoholic beverage and was unable to keep his balance.

He reportedly identified himself to officers on scene as Jose Cuervo.

Read more: https://www.panews.com/2021/07/03/pa-man-tells-police-hes-jose-cuervo-when-stopped-on-dwi-suspicion/
(Port Arthur News)

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Stopped on DWI suspicion after multiple wrecks, man tells police he's "Jose Cuervo" (Original Post) TexasTowelie Jul 2021 OP
This might just be the most perfect story I have ever read Hugh_Lebowski Jul 2021 #1
"But....but...I'm Jose Cuervo!" Prof. Toru Tanaka Jul 2021 #7
A man called us, interested in buying our home. He wanted to meet at a country club. Name: Karadeniz Jul 2021 #2
"No, no, sir; not: 'What are you drinking?' - What is your name?" Aristus Jul 2021 #3
"Not the name of your f'n spirit guide you idiot... ret5hd Jul 2021 #4
You are what you drink I guess. If you've been drinking and get pulled over, whatever you do, brewens Jul 2021 #5
The country version: Mopar151 Jul 2021 #6
 

Hugh_Lebowski

(33,643 posts)
1. This might just be the most perfect story I have ever read
Sat Jul 3, 2021, 07:46 PM
Jul 2021

This excerpt is a particular favorite:

"Responding officers told him to get out of the Dodge Avenger he was driving and get on the ground but he reportedly failed to do so."

They were asking just a bit too much of the drunk guy there ...

"wait hold on, you want me to ... what, now?"

Karadeniz

(22,513 posts)
2. A man called us, interested in buying our home. He wanted to meet at a country club. Name:
Sat Jul 3, 2021, 07:48 PM
Jul 2021

Jose Cuervo! For real... and they bought the home.

brewens

(13,582 posts)
5. You are what you drink I guess. If you've been drinking and get pulled over, whatever you do,
Sat Jul 3, 2021, 08:07 PM
Jul 2021

if they ask if you've been drinking, do not say, "I don't know". They don't think that's very funny.

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