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TexasTowelie

(112,150 posts)
Sun Oct 3, 2021, 04:52 AM Oct 2021

People Who've Done Their Own Research Warn of Microchips Found in Ivermectin

Among true Americans who think for themselves, ivermectin is considered a miracle drug. Prior to the pandemic, it was commonly used to treat worms in horses and other livestock. Then amateur physicians discovered what all of medicine had missed: It could also cure Covid-19. Though users died at 11 times the rate of those who’ve been vaccinated, it allowed patients to forego the “needle rape” pushed by the Doctor Cartel.

Now the cartel is fighting back. According to the Society of People Who’ve Done Their Own Research, microchips have been found in ivermectin. The society, composed of people who can scan the internet and instantly master any subject, says the chips work much like a common cell phone, tracking your location, conversations, and shopping habits. What they don’t do is allow you to play Candy Crush, which is considered a dealbreaker.

The information is then relayed to Globalist Headquarters in Zurich, where People Who’ve Done Their Own Research are remotely programmed for mind control. Side effects include sterilization, a sudden interest in Bundesliga soccer, and thoughtfulness toward others.

Billionaire socialist Bill Gates admits the society’s suspicions are correct. Unable to manufacture a microchip small enough to fit through a vaccine needle, Gates and his henchmen turned to ivermectin. It was the only way to keep citizen-scholars from thinking for themselves.

Read more: https://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2021/09/27/people-whove-done-their-own-research-warn-of-microchips-found-in-ivermectin

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People Who've Done Their Own Research Warn of Microchips Found in Ivermectin (Original Post) TexasTowelie Oct 2021 OP
Wiiiiillllburrrr SheltieLover Oct 2021 #1
😂 Duppers Oct 2021 #2
I'm glad you put in the sarcasm smilie, because I took this seriously. needledriver Oct 2021 #3
I struggled to determine which group to post this thread. TexasTowelie Oct 2021 #4

TexasTowelie

(112,150 posts)
4. I struggled to determine which group to post this thread.
Sun Oct 3, 2021, 01:05 PM
Oct 2021

It seemed too serious for The Lounge and it didn't really fit Creative Speculation either.

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