Man arrested after naked rampage with a hammer and machete, causing thousands in damages

[marmar]

A man is in custody after Homestead police say he went on the attack on Monday, destroying property in the nude.

Carlos Guerrero, 38, was arrested Monday at a home on Northwest 8th Avenue and 5th Street after police say he was armed with a hammer, mallet, and machete, smashing items inside the home where he rented a room.

The victims told police in addition to damaging the room, he threw a bag of cement on top of a white Ford Mustang that belonged to one of the residents.

According to detectives, he caused an estimated $8,950 worth of damage to the car and both the inside and outside air conditioning units, as well as other property damage. ................(more)

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/south-florida-man-arrested-naked-rampage-hammer-machete/

[Ocelot II]

1. Why do criminals in Florida run around naked?

Seems to be a pretty common thing.

[Conjuay]

6. A) it's hot in Florida

B) Florida has more nudist colonies than

any other state
C) we have to protect our Public Image.
D) Sunscreen is for whimps.

[Ferrets are Cool]

2. I can only think of one reasonable answer...

He finally realized that he has made a huge mistake voting for Krasnov.

[Ray Bruns]

3. Ha!

[Xavier Breath]

5. It's a good thing he didn't try to snort the cement.

[UpInArms]

4. Flori-duh

Smh