Dumb Criminals: Two Drunk Tourists Steal Golf Cart For Joyride At Epcot Center

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Two beer-toting tourists from the Northeast stole a golf cart at Disney's Boardwalk entertainment area early Sunday and went on a dangerous joyride, deputies said.

Micheal Kulesza, 38, of Massachusetts, and Donald Rossi, 33, of New York were charged with grand theft and have since bonded out of jail.

Deputies with the Orange County Sheriff's Office were patroling at Disney's Boardwalk near Epcot when they spotted two men speeding in a golf cart while making a ruckus and forcing people to jump out the way.

"They were yelling, shouting, and laughing as they drove past where we were standing. They were obviously not Disney Cast Members,'' a deputy wrote in a report.

The deputies were standing near the Atlantic Dance Hall and Jellyroll attractions when they saw the cart driving in "a reckless manner" toward a bridge leading to the Walt Disney World Swan and Dolphin Resort.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-disney-epcot-golf-cart-arrests-20130528,0,2051001.story

Hey I think "Two Drunk Tourists" would make a better sitcom than "Two Broke Girls".

[d_r]

1. heck they saw a ride

without a line and they went for it

[d_r]

2. the resort clearly says

transportation is included

[Initech]

3. That is a good point!