Patrick Stewart Has Gone 72 Years Without Eating A Slice Of Pizza

[Initech]

"My first ever pizza 'slice'. Please note: the authentic NY fold," the Park Sloper tweeted today. How is this possible?

We don't know. It is incomprehensible that a man — particularly one who has spent much of his adult life in Los Angeles and New York — could go 72 years without ever consuming a single slice of pizza. Stewart does emphasize the word slice in his tweet, so perhaps he's eaten plenty of whole pizzas. Still, though. You'd really have to go out of your way to pull that off. One guy we know went so long without having tried pie that "not eating pie" became sort of his thing, and he embraced it, but we doubt that's what's going on here. Anyway, congrats, and nice technique on the fold.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/05/patrick-stewart-pizza-slice-photo.html

[Smarmie Doofus]

1. I have a close relative who's never been to a museum. Age 67.

Never.



I told him not to tell that to another human being.

[Initech]

3. How is that possible?

[Turbineguy]

2. That must explain

why I have hair and he doesn't.