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Related: About this forumMan arrested for throwing concrete, blames zombies
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/man-facing-charges-for-throwing-piece-of-concrete-into-hilton-hotel/2123671ST. PETERSBURG A man repeatedly threw a small piece of concrete at the Hilton St. Petersburg Bayfront hotel early Wednesday morning, saying he was trying to get inside because zombies were chasing him, according to an arrest affidavit.
David Allen Jensen, 41, who has no permanent address, broke the glass outside the hotel on First Street S about 1:30 a.m. with a doughnut-shaped piece of concrete used to protect sprinkler heads, the report states.
Around the same time, security officers nearby reported they saw Jensen trying to open doors to a number of cars. He was able to get into a yellow 1991 Mercedes, the affidavit states.
David Allen Jensen, 41, who has no permanent address, broke the glass outside the hotel on First Street S about 1:30 a.m. with a doughnut-shaped piece of concrete used to protect sprinkler heads, the report states.
Around the same time, security officers nearby reported they saw Jensen trying to open doors to a number of cars. He was able to get into a yellow 1991 Mercedes, the affidavit states.
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Man arrested for throwing concrete, blames zombies (Original Post)
independentpiney
May 2013
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d_r
(6,907 posts)1. yeah, I'm pretty sure
the apocalypse will begin in Florida
independentpiney
(1,510 posts)4. What's really weird about this story is they arrested this guy
for throwing rocks but did nothing about the zombies. St. Pete cops may be in on starting the apocalypse.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)2. I wonder what's in Florida's drinking water nt
Javaman
(62,521 posts)3. meth. nt
Mopar151
(9,980 posts)5. The cops may be zombies!
It would explain a few (but only a few) things about Florida.
Initech
(100,063 posts)6. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....