Dumb Criminals: Washington Man Steals Mannequin From Adult Bookstore, Then Tries To Return Lingerie

[Initech]

For "something sexier."

SILVERDALE, Wash. -- A Bainbridge Island man is in jail for allegedly shoplifting a mannequin from an "adult entertainment" store and then coming back later the same night to steal sex toys and lingerie.

Lovers, formerly known as Lovers Package, claims to enhance people-to-people relationships, but one shoplifter wasn't interested in real people.

Instead, he wanted one of the store's sexy mannequins.

"He basically just ran into one of the doors, tried to grab an entire mannequin and run off with it. Well, as he grabbed it the bottom half of the mannequin fell off. So he got the top half out the door with him and off he went," said Martin Walker, the store's marketing director.

Customers couldn't believe it when they heard about the brazen theft.

"That's pretty stupid," said customer Jessica Harris. "Why would you steal a mannequin? Go get the real thing. I guess he couldn't get the real thing."

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Shoplifter-returns-to-adult-store-to-steal-mannequin-sex-toys-209594781.html

[MADem]

1. OMG, there's VIDEO! nt

[pacalo]

2. Dumb customers...

identifying themselves as customers.

"Customers couldn't believe it..."

"That's pretty stupid," said customer Jessica Harris. "Why would you steal a mannequin? Go get the real thing. I guess he couldn't get the real thing."

Jessica, what were you buying that day?

[Initech]

3. Good question!