Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter

[shanti]

A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket.

Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug shot, Toothman was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/naked-burglar-arrested-129845

[FSogol]

1. You got chocolate in my....um, nevermind.

[Javaman]

2. Um, that's not chocolate. nt

[krispos42]

3. It's okay, that's not peanut butter.

[Javaman]

4. He got his... in my...

[Dead_Parrot]

5. Now there's a man who knows how to party

Or thinks he does. Or at least knows where to buy some seriously strong shit.

[darwin83]

6. Wonder if he was singing...

" Sweet chocolate
sweet, sweet chocolate
covered all over from head to toe;
covered all over with sweet
chocolate."

[Hatchling]

7. Grin

As a lesbian that almost makes a man attractive to me. On second thought maybe not. But it does give me some ideas in regards to my gf.

[MADem]

8. The Nyquil part of this tale is just as strange!

A court citation filed yesterday notes that Toothman--who was only wearing a pair of black boots--had “peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person.” Troopers noted that the store’s front door was “busted out,” and that several fire extinguishers had been discharged. Peanut butter and chocolate were also spread on the market's floor and in the manager’s office.

But the most bizarre bit of vandalism, investigators reported, involved NyQuil, the popular cold and flu remedy. “There was nyquil on the floor that spelled out sorry,” according to the February 2 citation.

[Dead_Parrot]

9. Is nyquil used as a base for something else, a la Sudafed?

[MADem]

10. No idea. I think this guy was playing with maybe half a deck.

And that's if he's lucky! Maybe he slugged down a bottle or two of the Nyquil before he decided to start writing on the floor with it...?