Woman runner poops in yard. This is as weird as it gets....

[MADem]

[NYC_SKP]

1. "Could be charged with Public nuisance or disorderly conduct"?

Why not indecent exposure?

Because she's a cute blonde white girl?

Good grief.

[MADem]

2. Well, I guess because she hides in the alley and poops quick (!!!!) they didn't think of that!

She is a rapid pooper, I gotta say--she's like greased lightening in the crapper department!!!

[NYC_SKP]

3. Yes, she's quick about it and, apparently, very "regular".

And now she's famous!

[MADem]

4. "Regular!!!!!!"

What is it about that term that I find so hilarious?

Perhaps it reminds me of my grandmama, or something???



Thank you for giving me the belly laugh of the day!!!

[Warren DeMontague]

13. Wonder if she stops at Starbucks on the way.

I'm sure I'm not the only person who has noticed that phenomenon.

[MADem]

14. Ha! I'll bet your thesis is right on the money!

She should jog round the block at Starbucks until the urge hits!!!

[Dr. Strange]

8. "She is a rapid pooper, I gotta say--she's like greased lightening in the crapper department!!!"

Someone needs to put that on a t-shirt.

[MADem]

9. Perhaps I should alert CAFE PRESS that there will be a strong demand...?

It needs the pic of the action to finish it off, though!

[Little Star]

5. Wow! Unbelievable!

[Initech]

6. Shit!!!!!!

[MADem]

7. Ha ha ha! If we still had DUzys that would be one!!!!!! nt

[JoeyT]

10. How the hell do the anchors keep a straight face? n/t

[MADem]

11. I wondered that, myself--do they say "poop" more frequently out west?

The telling is hilarious, even as the story is bizarre!!!

[Warren DeMontague]

12. "malicious fecal distribution"

Of course, the same could be said about Kid Rock's record company.

[MADem]

15. So many DUzys, and no one to compile them!!!! nt

[Javaman]

16. I have heard that this was a prank...

it was an attempt by a guy video taping his girlfriend in hopes that it would go viral on the tubes.

[MADem]

17. If it was, they pranked a tv station in Albuquerque...!!!

I can't imagine why the girlfriend would agree to go along with such a thing...?

And wouldn't the guy get in hot water for submitting a false police report..?