Woman applies for job and steals vibrator from said shop

[47of74]

Here's the story that was mentioned on the Stephanie Miller show this morning. From Florida, of course;

NOVEMBER 19--After shoplifting a sex toy from an adult novelty shop, a Florida woman then hung around to ask about any possible job openings at the business, police report.

According to cops, LeAnn Frauens, 23, went to the Intimate Treasures store in Crestview last month to inquire about work. Frauens made sure to leave her name, address, and phone number with a manager.

Following Frauens's departure from the business, the manager realized that an Evolved brand “Short & Sweet” vibrator had been taken from its display location. A subsequent review of store surveillance footage showed Frauens “concealing the device in the front of her pants as she moves away from the display,” according to a Crestview Police Department report.

It is unclear whether Frauens, who was reportedly intoxicated when she visited the shop, was primarily seeking employment or enjoyment from Intimate Treasures.

And once again, we can thank our good friend Al Cohol for this.

[liberal N proud]

1. She was just trying it out and forgot to remove it from he pants before leaving the store.

Understandable considering her heightened state of arousal.

[dimbear]

2. So she was buzzed? n/t

[47of74]

5. So to speak.

[BainsBane]

3. Not that's just not smart

This is the one to take.
http://www.amazon.com/Hitachi-Magic-Wand-Massager-Attachments/dp/B000M4HJ12

[Warren DeMontague]

4. We need a clerk

not a tester!

[47of74]

6. LOL