Florida Man Named Edward Cocaine Is Arrested for Drug Possession

[doxydad]

Cocaine, by the way, was arrested for possession of... Xanax. Didn't see that coming, did you.

See video here::http://gawker.com/florida-man-named-edward-cocaine-is-arrested-for-drug-p-1564190508

[liberal N proud]

1. His ancestors came to America named Crackadopolis

He couldn't win.

[Bosonic]

2. Appearing before Judge Warren Drugs

[Initech]

3. Well at least he's got a theme song!

[MADem]

4. He shoulda spelled it Kochkane, he'd be able to get into any GOP senator's office with that

spelling...!

[Jim McMillan]

5. what's in a name?

With a name like that his future was sort of mapped out for him. Poor guy didn't stand a chance...