Dumb Criminals: Guy Arrested After Walking Around Backyard Masturbating

[Initech]

DOVER, Del. (CBS) — A Delaware man was arrested after he was accused of performing a lewd act while naked in his backyard.

Gregory N. Kotzar is facing several charges following his arrest in Dover on Tuesday.

According to investigators, several female employees of a dental office on Wolf Creek Boulevard told them they observed Kotzar walking around his backyard naked and masturbating.

Police arrived at Kotzar’s home and he was taken into custody.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2014/07/09/delaware-man-accused-of-performing-lewd-act-while-naked-in-backyard/

I think I saw the Backyard Masturbators at the Troubadour last week.

[TreasonousBastard]

1. What are things coming to when you can't...

jerk off in your own backyard...

[Blue Owl]

2. He yelled at himself to get off...

His own lawn!

[Kaleva]

3. Masturbating in the backyard at 7:45 in the morning.

"The incident took place at about 7:45 a.m. July 8 outside a dental office on Wolf Creek Boulevard, said Delaware State Police spokesman Master Cpl. Gary Fournier."

Read more: http://www.doverpost.com/article/20140709/News/140709799#ixzz377KfyVUj

An early riser.

[FSogol]

4. "Backyard Masturbators at the Troubadour" did they play their hit song,

"Don't Start Without Me?"

[Initech]

6. Yes and they also played a rousing cover of "I Touch Myself"

[MADem]

5. O...M...G....

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