Redneck Christmas Parade canceled for being too 'trashy' (guess the State)

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Drinkin’, fightin’ and cussin’ – that kind of behavior will get your Redneck Christmas Parade put up on cinder blocks faster than you can plaster a deer-crossing sign with buckshot.

Organizers announced Monday the parade with a nearly 20-year tradition in Chumuckla was canceled.

“The parade has gone from a wholesome family event to a trashy beer fest,” read the post on the Chumuckla Athletic Association (CAA) Facebook page.

“I used to come to the parade and bring my family before I became a part of the association,” said Renee Melvin, president of the CAA. “I wouldn't bring my children now. It’s gotten out of hand.”

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1. Hillbilly Hellcats - White Trash Lyrics

White trash- I met you on the bowlin' team
White trash- I knew you didn't talk too clean
White trash- you think you're high society
But you're white trash, baby, you're just like me

I got a gal in the trailer park
She got ten dogs and they love to bark
Keeps 'em in a pen out on the front lawn
But now it stinks and the grass is gone
Pink flamingos are all chewed up

From a mean pit bull and a sick little pup

White trash- I met you on the bowlin' team
White trash- I knew you didn't talk too clean
White trash- you think you're high society
But you're white trash, baby, you're just like me

I moved in the trailer right next door
Got three dead cars and there's soon to be more
Got the engines out and there's buckets o' junk
My overalls are covered in grease and gunk
I ain't paid the rent and they're kickin' me out
I wonder what all the damn fuss is about

White trash- I met you on the bowlin' team
White trash- I knew you didn't talk too clean
White trash- you think you're high society
But you're white trash, baby, you're just like me