Play-Doh Is Doing Damage Control for Accidentally Manufacturing a Dil-Doh

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Thought you were too old to play with Play-Doh? Think again, because their latest toy is fun for all ages! It’s a fun-sized plastic dildo with an identity crisis, claiming on the box to be a “Cake Mountain icing topper.” Clearly those dirty liberals running Cake Mountain are all about starting sex ed early.

Now parents have their panties in a twist because obviously three-year-olds are going to immediately recognize this icing piper’s resemblance to male genitalia. Play-Doh’s Facebook managers are exercising some serious damage control, though not in the way they teach you in Social Media 101. They’re just deleting every angry comment about how Play-Doh’s major manufacturing diddle has totally RUINED CHRISTMAS.

Luckily Twitter exists. And for now, so does the Dil-Doh. If size doesn’t matter and you’re a lady on a budget, it’s a helluva lot cheaper than the Crave Duet Lux — and, for the record, far less terrifying than Teddy Love.



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[Warren DeMontague]

1. It works best when you fill it with the white play-doh

BECAUSE THAT IS A GOOD COLOR FOR CAKE TOPPING SICKO

[Curmudgeoness]

2. If I were responsible for damage control,

I would be calling all those critics who see male genitalia instead of an icing topper sick and perverted. Get your minds out of the gutter, pervs! I wouldn't remove the posts, I would demean them.

Thanks for posting this----my stomach hurts and my eyes are watering, all from laughing so hard that I worried I would not stop.