Imagining a Trump Cabinet. I'll start - Chris Christie Attorney General. Palin? Ann Coulter?

[realmirage]

Ok so here's a list of Trump supporters. There are many more I won't be able to think of right now.

Sarah Palin (knows 48 words, working on 49)
Ann Coulter (went off her meds 18 years ago, calls herself Ann)
Mike Huckabee (interested to see where Trump would put this one)
Ben Carson (who the fuck is this guy?)
Newt Gingrich (tried to destroy America once, hasn't given up hope)
Shill Hannity (dipshit used car salesman, down to the hair)
Orrin Hatch (also looking to finish the job of destroying America)
Rick Santorum (in Texas, History is fiction)
Rush Limbaugh

Those who think the majority of these people could never be in our government - you are wrong. This is what the never-hillary people are asking for. Thankfully, they'll never get it.

[DavidDvorkin]

1. Coulter as Press Secretary.

[realmirage]

2. That by itself would make me move to Mexico and build a wall keeping Americans out

[jmowreader]

15. Even better...

He'll just go to the Fox News studios and pick out whoever's got the most makeup on.

[Koinos]

3. Michele Bachmann as Secretary of Health and Human Services

Mental health would be her specific area of concentration.

[realmirage]

4. Oh man I forgot about Bachmann

Just having her in government at all would surely kill us all

in charge of Mental health

[Koinos]

5. For the Defense Department, he could pardon the Bundy clan.

[realmirage]

11. If they give him a full endorsement

someone as insane as trump might do it

[Koinos]

13. I'm sure prisons are full of Trump-like sociopaths who are willing to serve in his government.

I am thinking a gang of thugs and miscreants.

Why would Bernie flirt with this devil? Does he hate America?

[realmirage]

17. Lol

if prisoners endorsed trump he would start advocating for their release tomorrow. He could make some really, really, great deals, such great deals, to get them freed

[Cha]

6. Haha.. palin 4 press sec. lol

[Koinos]

7. Yep. Aka, word salad secretary.

[Cha]

9. lol

[BootinUp]

8. Wouldn't just be politicians, he would bring in some of the shadiest characters

you can possibly imagine. Lawyers for Crooks Inc. It would be a true step backwards for the country.

[Koinos]

10. Good opportunity to appoint a Casino Czar.

[realmirage]

18. The economy would be run by a posse of

casino pit bosses. His "American roulette" economic vision to improve on reagonomics. Basically the American people have a 4 percent chance of not losing their house, but the buffet is only 2.99

[realmirage]

12. Now that I think about it his campaign manager

would probably get press secretary, since trump could trust him to get violent with any reporter who asked a question he didn't like

[jmowreader]

14. This sounds like fun!

Sarah Palin: Vice President of the United States
Paul Wolfowitz: Secretary of State
Chris Christie: Secretary of Transportation
Roy Moore: Attorney General
Al Dunlap: Secretary of Labor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_J._Dunlap)
Michele Fiore: Secretary of the Interior
Joe Arpaio: Secretary of Homeland Security
Gary Southern: Secretary of Environmental Protection (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Elk_River_chemical_spill)
Bernard Madoff: Secretary of the Treasury
Ted Nugent: Secretary of Defense
Lauch Faircloth: Secretary of Agriculture (I can't find a link to it, but before he was elected US Senator from NC, he was part-owner of a hog farm that dumped a million gallons of pig shit into the Neuse River. He spent his one term trying to loosen environmental regulations for large hog farms.)
Doug McMillon: Secretary of Commerce (McMillon runs Walmart. Nuff said!)
Rick Scott: Secretary of Health and Human Services
Frank Cali: Housing and Urban Development (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Cali)
Don Blankenship: Secretary of Energy
Glen Dunkerson: Secretary of Education (Dunkerson is probably a decent-enough guy, but the GOP intends to close the Department of Education; let's put the CEO of Atlas Van Lines in there so they'll have someone who knows how to pack boxes at the helm.)
Donald Adair: Administrator of OSHA (Don Adair owned West Fertilizer Company, the ammonium nitrate dealer that in 2013 exploded and leveled the town it was located in.)
Maurice Gallagher: Administrator of the FAA (Gallagher helped found ValuJet.)
Sorry folks, I can't think of anyone who hates veterans badly enough to serve as his Secretary of Veterans Affairs.

[realmirage]

19. Omg there are too many good ones there to list

Christie, madoff, nugent

[SharonClark]

16. Chuck Grassley for AG

He's done such a wonderful job as head of the Judiciary Committee and he doesn't have a law degree. Trump doesn't need no stinkin lawyer as AG.

[realmirage]

20. laws degrees are for elitist shills

The poorly educated know how to run things. I love the poorly educated

[TeamPooka]

21. Gordon Gecko, Dr Evil, and Carrot-Top. nt