Wonkette-Hillary To America: I Am A Grown-Ass Adult, And Donald Trump Is A Idiot

[MrWendel]

50 ways to call Donald Trump a pussy
http://wonkette.com/602532/hillary-foreign-policy-speech-donald-trump-idiot

By Evan Hurst

Oh boy, oh boy, did you see Hillary Clinton’s “foreign policy” speech about how Donald Trump is an excitable, know-nothing man-child, whereas she is a mature adult human being? It was great! Hillary was in San Diego preparing for the California Primary, and decided to spend a few minutes saying a few words about the man the Republicans have chosen to be their standard-bearer in November.

We’ll tell you all our favorite parts, but first, let’s check in with Trump to see what he thought of the speech:



FUCK OFF, short-fingered apple-headed vagina monkey idiot boy, nobody asked you.

Anyway, Hillary spent her speech comparing her vision for an America that’s already strong, that carries out a “smart and principled foreign policy,” and which under her leadership will grow stronger, versus an America that sucks dick, led by a walking, ginger-coiffed meth dildo who is a pussy.

Hillary describes Hillary:

As Secretary of State, Senator and First Lady, I had the honor of representing America abroad and helping shape our foreign policy at home. As a candidate for President, there’s nothing I take more seriously than our national security. I’ve offered clear strategies for how to defeat ISIS, strengthen our alliances, and make sure Iran never gets a nuclear weapon. And I’m going to keep America’s security at the heart of my campaign.

Because as you know so well, Americans aren’t just electing a president in November, we’re choosing our next commander in chief, the person we count on to decide questions of war and peace, life and death.

Hillary describes Donald Trump:

[L]Like many across our country and around the world, I believe the person the Republicans have nominated for President cannot do the job.

Donald Trump’s ideas aren’t just different – they are dangerously incoherent. They’re not even really ideas – just a series of bizarre rants, personal feuds, and outright lies.

He is not just unprepared – he is temperamentally unfit to hold an office that requires knowledge, stability, and immense responsibility.

This is not someone who should ever have the nuclear codes – because it’s not hard to imagine Donald Trump leading us into a war just because somebody got under his very thin skin.

And that was just the first official time Hillary called Trump a total pussy during her speech. She is going to have so much fun running against him!

(More in link)

[Cha]

1. LOL@Wonkette our anger translator.. "FUCK OFF, short-fingered apple-headed vagina monkey idiot boy,

nobody asked you."

Mahalo, MrWendel

[radical noodle]

9. That was my favorite part! n/t

[tonyt53]

2. For those that only saw clips - shame on you for not watching the entire speech

Those same people, about half of which are Bernie-ites, are bashing her for providing no substance when all they have seen are clips. She slapped the shit out of him. She also showed a remarkable knowledge of security issues that are facing us.

[NastyRiffraff]

5. Yes indeed, you have to watch the entire speech!

It was truly a thing of beauty. She calmly and thoroughly not only ripped Trump a new one, she eviscerated him and threw the entrails into the trash.

[redstatebluegirl]

3. I got home late last night and watched it.

I was standing in my living room cheering her on. Finally, somebody is taking this idiot on. She baited him in so many ways, if he comes back at her quickly on twitter he looks like what she says he is, thin skinned....

Love this woman! Can't wait to make her President! Wish my Mom were here to see it!

[Thinkingabout]

4. Great speech, to the point and informative.

[DemonGoddess]

6. FINALLY watched it this morning!

That was a great speech!

[DesertRat]

7. It was a masterful speech. People should watch the whole thing

Clinton proved that she can stand up to the bully Trump.

Thank you for posting!

[Starry Messenger]

8. K&R